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RAVERS LOSE VISION AT LASER LIGHT SHOW

Dozens of partygoers in Russia suffered eye damage, officials said

 
Russian ravers lose their vision to canon ball sized laser beams aimed directly at their eyes!!!! This event is the ocular equivalent of the Great White show that made it unacceptable to shoot roman candles at large crowds in overly soundproofed, low-ceilinged rooms. Go to Glastonbury, […]

MAD FOOLS in the park at Summer Stage

Hey all, come join us this Sunday, July 20th as we celebrate the two-headed beasts of the east Mad Decent and Fool’s Gold Summer Stage extravaganza in central park. There will be MAD FOOLS tees and limited edition Fool’s Gold towels to help you beat that summer heat. See flyer below for all info. If […]

“Amy’s covered in nicotine patches and eating like a horse,” reveals Winehouse’s father

Thanks, dad. No wonder your daughter is a homeless rock smoker. That quote, from Mitch Winehouse, reminds me of the time my wife and I went to dinner at our favorite restaurant. We both ordered up two big plates of pasta, I blinked and it was like BLAMMO: all her food was gone. My knee […]