Thanks, dad. No wonder your daughter is a homeless rock smoker. That quote, from Mitch Winehouse, reminds me of the time my wife and I went to dinner at our favorite restaurant. We both ordered up two big plates of pasta, I blinked and it was like BLAMMO: all her food was gone. My knee jerk reaction was to blurt out “Damn girl! You were HUNGRY!” She immediately kicked me in the knee and was like “What the fuck is wrong with you?! You can’t comment about how hungry a woman is in public.” She’s right. I mean my wife is skinny, could walk into any kitchen shoveling every piece of pasta she finds on the plates, stove or in the pantry into her face without gaining a single pound but I don’t need to make her feel like a carb-inhaling fat ass in front of an entire restaurant. Lesson learned. 

Mr. Winehouse, however, is all like “Put these nicotine patches over your boils and I’ll make fun of how fat you’re about to be.” 

Favorite Winehouse related quote #2 : “Ailing Amy put in isolation as doctors try to find out what is wrong with her“. What do you live in an ivory tower???? SHE SMOKES CRACK. Do you think the people walking down the street eating garbage and yelling at the ground are on their lunch break? Get with it! 

Finally, Favorite Winehouse related quote #3: “Amy Winehouse has emphysema.” She’s 24 and has black lung from smoking crack and baby mice with Pete Doherty. Looks like she’s not running that 10k anytime soon. *if you don’t know what I mean about baby mice click here.