My Staff is Larger Than Yours

The RE:UP step-by-step tutorial about achieving true Wizard status:

Follow your dreams beyond this link:

Always start small, and never drink beforehand.

Don’t hate. Get well taped and lined up straight.

Keep your balance. Spills can cost a Wizard a level, not to mention limited powers in the night forest.

Only true Wizards use Tape Guns.

And play Staff Guitar.

Holding a level 12 staff horizontal takes much more than magic.

Bringing your staff to the local bar is ALWAYS advised. Look now as Master Adam gets hit on by this elf…

He went home with that pixie. But beforehand, he made sure to run to the top of Mt. Doom to drop his staff into the flaming pits of hell… thus relieving Bushwick of 70 years of Darkness.

Just like Christmas morning when you wake up next to your staff!

BONUS FOOTAGE! WHITE CASTLE!! CRAVE CASE!!!

GLORY!

Published by Josh July 22nd, 2008 in Events, Politics and RE:UP Related.

3 Responses to “My Staff is Larger Than Yours”

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  1. 1 Eddie Turbo Jul 23rd, 2008 at 9:57 am

    That was amazing - thank you. I now officially request action shots the next time ya’ll play Beerhunter.

  2. 2 Tracy Jul 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 am

    i can only dream of someday making it to the wizard level

  3. 3 Scrappy Jul 23rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    You’ve graduated from ‘Warrior to ‘Wizard. Slick moves, but you’ll need to find a cloak that rivals my 4 Denim Armor Vest with the 8 Airbrushing.

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